Russian Machine Never Breaks
Alex Ovechkin turns 26-years-old Saturday. And we all know what that means: it’s time to make him Birthday Cards! Just like last year - we ask that you to please try to use a primitive graphics program like MS Paint, Adobe Photoshop 3.0, or gluing noodles on paper. The winner will receive a Mr. Big Bar and a RMNB T-Shirt of their choice. Please email your files to thecrew@russianmachineneverbreaks.com as soon as you can. The funnier the better! Please help us spread the word by re-blogging this post!

Alex Ovechkin turns 26-years-old Saturday. And we all know what that means: it’s time to make him Birthday Cards! Just like last year - we ask that you to please try to use a primitive graphics program like MS Paint, Adobe Photoshop 3.0, or gluing noodles on paper. The winner will receive a Mr. Big Bar and a RMNB T-Shirt of their choice. Please email your files to thecrew@russianmachineneverbreaks.com as soon as you can. The funnier the better! Please help us spread the word by re-blogging this post!