Russian Machine Never Breaks
Peter’s instant analysis: That is way too much Bud Light. The world is filled with beer, and the best of it is not made by InBev. $100K novelty champagne is 100% novelty WIN. It looks like the champagne bottles purchased to champagne bottles comped ratio is 30:1, which isn’t that awesome. WHAT IS THE MYSTERY BOTTLE DEAR GOD I MUST KNOW. The cognac… that was Recchi, right? By my estimation, if the Bruins drank tap water instead of Fiji, they could have fed a family of four for a whole year. Is there a chance of double reporting between the Red Bulls and vodka cocktails? This intrepid blogger thinks so. $24K tip on a $156K bill? The hardworking folks in the alcohol service industry deserve 20% gratuity— even on this scale. Regardless, good work, champs! You’ll be hungover until the preseason.

Peter’s instant analysis:

  • That is way too much Bud Light. The world is filled with beer, and the best of it is not made by InBev.
  • $100K novelty champagne is 100% novelty WIN.
  • It looks like the champagne bottles purchased to champagne bottles comped ratio is 30:1, which isn’t that awesome.
  • WHAT IS THE MYSTERY BOTTLE DEAR GOD I MUST KNOW.
  • The cognac… that was Recchi, right?
  • By my estimation, if the Bruins drank tap water instead of Fiji, they could have fed a family of four for a whole year.
  • Is there a chance of double reporting between the Red Bulls and vodka cocktails? This intrepid blogger thinks so.
  • $24K tip on a $156K bill? The hardworking folks in the alcohol service industry deserve 20% gratuity— even on this scale.

Regardless, good work, champs! You’ll be hungover until the preseason.

Reblogged 1 year ago from farmteam (Originally from battlefly)
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    AWESOME.
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    still stunned at how much money was spent on drinks…
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    i can’t rn.
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    Peter’s instant analysis: That is way too much Bud Light. The world is filled with beer, and the best of it is not made...
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    Woahhhhhhhhhh
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    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss CHARTS + BRUINS. could this get any better? no.
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    I WANNA PARTY WITH THEM. such swag