Russian Machine Never Breaks

Hearing a question to Marleau about Hertl and whether he was showboating, Thornton said:
“Shut up, have you ever played the game?”

When the press turned his way, he then added:
“I’d have my cock out if I scored four goals. I’d have my cock out, stroking it.”

Alex Ovechkin is so hot that he’s scoring on his backhand. That’s been a problem because of his wicked curve. Did Capitals head coach Adam Oates, a notorious tinkerer of players’ sticks, ask Ovechkin to change his? “No,” was the answer.
Oates and Ovi: Movie Date!

“The first couple games I didn’t feel comfortable and then I go back to left wing,” Ovechkin said of his early frustrations. “Then I watch a movie with [Adam] Oates and he just said the time is there. You just have to get used to it and talk to your linemates.”

CSN Washington’s Chuck Gormley

Let’s pretend for a moment that they weren’t just watching game video. What movies should Adam Oates and Alex Ovechkin watch together?

  • Lethal Weapon (Oates is too old for this s#!%)
  • K-19: The Widowmaker (Ovi makes fun of Harrison Ford as a Russian)
  • Air Force One (Movie makes fun of all Russians as Russians)
  • La Dolce Vita (Never seen this, but needed an art film on the list)
  • 13 Going on 30 (because Jennifer Garner your argument is invalid)

What do you think?

The Capitals should be vastly improved because Dale Hunter is no longer head coach.
Adam Oates is the next head coach of the Washington Capitals.
As Dylan said in our comment thread: “i for one welcome pete bondra as the 2013-2014 caps head coach”

Adam Oates is the next head coach of the Washington Capitals.

As Dylan said in our comment thread: “i for one welcome pete bondra as the 2013-2014 caps head coach”

CREEPY OATES-BOMB AT FAR RIGHT
Implied caption: “SOON.” 
(Adam is looking more like Nosferatu everyday)

CREEPY OATES-BOMB AT FAR RIGHT

Implied caption: “SOON.” 

(Adam is looking more like Nosferatu everyday)